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Friday, 29 July 2011

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A close up of Donald Trump's hair. (Photo from the Weird Al Yankovic Hair Photo Collection).

MANHATTAN - Donald Trump confided to a close business associate that after seeing how popular Gary "The Space Alien" Busey was on last season's edition of Celebrity Apprentice he knew he had to try to do something to top it.

And the man with the Golden Hairdo says that he has come through. Trump informed iRumors that he asked Charlie "The Space Cadet" Sheen to appear on next season's Celebrity Apprentice and Sheen replied that he would love to.

Donald immediately called up Gary Busey in California and gave him the news. Busey apparently misunderstood Trump because he told him that he would be honored to appear on his show as a celebrity once again.

Trump told him that he had not heard him right and that he was just calling to inform him that Charlie Sheen was going to be appearing on the show. Gary let out a great big yell and said that he would be thrilled to be on the same team as his fellow nutcase El Hombre Loco Carlos of Mulholland Drive.

Donald tried to tell him that he had not invited him to appear on the show again. And with that Busey said that he is as excited as a little monkey with three weenies to be asked to appear on Celebrity Apprentice again.

And so Donald Trump has his first celebrity for the coming new season in Charlie "Tiger Blood Boy" Sheen. And as for Gary "The Fruitcake" Busey, Donald says he'll just probably let him stick around as his 'gopher.'

In another Celebrity Apprentice story. Missy Wonderbox of Hollywood Innuendo is reporting that one person who will certainly not be appearing on Donald Trump's Celebrity Apprentice is comedian Ricky Gervais who said that Donald Trump's hairdo looks a lot like Madonna's crotch region.

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