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Thursday, 28 July 2011

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Lady Gaga plans on having a Carmen Miranda type hat made out of this fruit. (Photo courtesy of Rico Chorizo).

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Khloe Kardashian was recently asked who she would like to have guest star on her and her husband's show Khloe & Lamar. She thought about it for a while and replied that she'd love to have Michelle Obama as a guest star.

Well the nation's "First Mama" is a little tied up with her National Nutrition Campaign so Khloe had to settle for her second choice and that was none other that the "Costumed Wonder" herself Lady Gaga.

Vodka Vermicelli with iRumors recently stated that Gaga has more outfits than Elton John, Cher, and Glenn Beck all combined.

Miss V was quick to point out that unlike Mr. Beck, the Lady does not possess any outfits of a Nazi nature.

And unlike Cher's outfit none of Gaga's outfits are over 20 years old or smell like moth balls like most of Elton John's outfits do especially his outfits that were designed like the outfits that the artist once known as Madonna used to wear.

When Khloe informed Lamar, who plays for the NBA Los Angeles Lakers, that Lady Gaga was going to be appearing on their show his eyes lit up and he asked if he could have a scene with Lady Gaga where he gets to French kiss her.

Khloe did not think it was funny and replied that she was going to call up Kobe Bryant and see about getting him to appear on a future episode where he and her would be sitting in the jacuzzi naked as two jaybirds.

Lamar said that he would kick both her and his ass if that scene ever took place. Khloe giggled, rolled her eyes, and told him that he would have to catch her first.

Lady Gaga will be appearing as a Carmen Miranda type waitress who accidentally spills some Baked Alaska on Lamar's lap and then quickly proceeds to wipe it off without realizing that his wife does not like any woman coming anywhere close to her man's crotch appliance (groin dangler).

In other news. The president of Puerto Rico has informed the United Nations that his country will not be invading India after all as they had been planning on doing.

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