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Wednesday, 27 July 2011

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Shakira's hips have been clocked at moving at speeds of up to 120 miles per hour.

GREEN RIVER, Wyoming - Shakira had another sell out performance and this one was at The Cowboy Britches Auditorium in Green River. The standing room only crowd loved the little Colombian firecracker so much that she performed four encores.

The satisfied crowd which was comprised mostly of hard-working, hard-partying, and hard-drinking cowboys and cowgals especially loved her hit song "Hips Don't Lie" and her follow up to that hit "Thighs Don't Fib."

After the concert Shakira Isabel Mebarak Ripoll spoke with Buck Yazoo of Yippee-Ki-Yay Magazine.

He asked about her past relationships with such men as Antonio De La Rue, Rafael Nadai, Chicharito, Charlie Sheen, and Gerard Pique.

The 34-year-old, who stands 5 foot 1 inch tall blushed and said that she does not kiss and tell and that she will not be starting now.

Shakira did make a point to say that she has never even met Charlie Sheen much less gone out with him and added that furthermore she would not date the California flake if he was the last space alien on the planet.

She then smiled and said that she did want to point out that out of all the other four men Rafael Nadai was the one who made her hips, which have been clocked at moving at speeds of up to 120 miles per hour, move even faster.

Yazoo asked about the talk that she is planning on recording an album with American Idol Judge Steven Tyler.

Shakira smiled and said that she has always been a fan of "Lips" Tyler the lead singer for Aerosmith. She pointed out that she finally got to meet him this past June at a surprise 55th birthday party that American Idol producer Simon Shindlebocker threw for Tyler's fellow judge Randy "The Black Dawg" Jackson.

And while everyone was eating cake in the shape of American Idol Host Ryan "Peaches" Seacrest her and Tyler talked about things such as recording an album together, the high price of gasoline, the fact that John Boehner cries way too damn much, and her amazingly luscious hips which are insured with Lloyds of London for $10 million.

Shakira said that "Lips" was really putting away the Jose Cuervo Tequila while she was merely nursing some Sangria Wine.

The two did agree to get together in the recording studio and work on an album which they agreed will be called "Lips & Hips."

In a related story. Jennifer "La Tush" Lopez, who is also an American Idol judge and who recently announced she is divorcing her husband Marc "El Control Freak" Anthony has said that she will probably sing on one of the album songs.

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