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Monday, 25 July 2011

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The barman at Amy's local about to pour some milk on her Corn Flakes

The post-mortem of Amy Winehouse, who died in what may be mysterious circumstances on Saturday, has been postponed as the corpse of the singer is still drunk, it has been reported.

Winehouse, 27, was due to be post-mortemed upon today, but a smell of booze alerted authorities to her 'still tipsy' state, and she has been left to sober up before the autopsy can take place.

Winehouse appeared drunk on stage in her comeback gig in Serbia recently, and was applauded by fans for so doing.

One excited fan, Miroslav Reehabb, said at the time:

"What a great piss artist! I love her to death"

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