Smack Rat Amy Winehouse was today found dead in her North London pad. The R'N'B star was today confirmed to have been found in a pool of her own vomit, surrounded by dirty socks and needles.Although authorities are keeping tight lipped about events earlier on today, Spoof reporters have managed to glean the following insight from contacts inside the Met... now much, much more expensive since the fall of the News of the World...
Pc Akbar said the following:
"I was one of the first on the scene. I was so excited, i mean, who wouldn't be going to meet THE Amy Winehouse. She was exactly as i imagined her to be. Eyes rolled up, pale skin and blue finger nails. I asked her for an autograph, and even put the pen in her hand. I realise now it must have just been neurological twitching. But hell, it still looks like an authentic autograph!"
Although the world today mourns the passing of a "Unfulfilled Talent", Robbie Williams from Take That said the following:
"I know I'm a fat prick, and I've been a Gaylord in the past, but it makes me worry. If it could happen to Amy, then it could happen to any of us. It just goes to show..Being talentless isn't really an assurance against drug addiction, or just being a complete knob head. "
Whilst becoming a sensation very early on in her career, not all people are sympathetic towards Amys demise.
Spoof reporter Masheded, currently deep inside Libya said the following by video link:
"Anybody who has got it all, and still has to live like a pikey deserves everything she gets. Who knows how many young kids are ruined because it was cool to take smack and crack. Who knows how many kids have been affected. She's just another smack rat, and got what was coming to her. Hopefully she won't come back to life."
Amy Winehouse comes back to life, spotted in a chip shop in Cardiff