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Topics: Tiger Woods, Golf

Friday, 22 July 2011

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Charlie Sheen's favourite golf course

Tiger Woods is caddyless and is advertising for a new caddy.

This morning amongst the pile of resumes he received was a fifteen page resume from someone named Carlos Irwin Estevez. Not recognizing the name Tiger was about to put the resume on the 'No way Jose' pile when his assistant grabbed his writst.

Tiger didn't know WHY until his assistant, Regit Sdoow (a 25yr. old female South African exchange student), explained that Carlos Irwin Estevez is the real name of Charlie Sheen.

When Tiger asked why he should even consider hiring Charlie Sheen as his caddy, Regit explained that the paparazzi would be taking more notice of Charlie's antics when he was out caddying for Tiger and Tiger would be able to concentrate on his golf, perfecting his new swing.

All Charlie had to do, after all, is drag Tiger's bag around the courses. Apparently Charlie played a bit of golf so knew the clubs, and the golfing language etc.

Tiger smiled a wry smile, as only Tiger can and said,

"Hell, let's go for it. What have I got to lose".

They may be famous last words from Tiger. Time will tell.

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