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Monday, 25 July 2011

image for Rupert Murdoch's Wife Wendi Deng To Star In FOX Reality Show "The Adventures of The Leaping Dragon Lady"
A recent photo of Mrs. Rupert Murdoch, 42-year-old Wendi Deng, alias "The Leaping Dragon Lady."

NEW YORK CITY - Wendi Deng, the 42-year-old trophy wife of FOX mogul Rupert Murdoch, 80, has agreed to star in a reality show on her husband's network.

The show is titled The Adventures of Leaping Dragon Lady and it will follow Wendi as she travels throughout exotic locations of the world in search of people who are being treated unjustly by governments, corporations, beauty salons, giant supermarket chains, or cooking show hosts.

Ms. Deng as The Leaping Dragon Lady will be dressed in a very sexy, tight, green leotard with the initials LDL monogrammed on the front. She will not carry any weapons of mass destruction with her and will rely solely on her martial arts skills.

She will however have a ring on her left ring finger which will house a super mini taser gun which is so powerful it could easily bring down Godzilla the dinosaur like monster beast of the Japanese movies.

Tapioca Swizzle of Tittle Tattle Tonight asked Deng how she felt about the fact that so many people praised her for coming to the defense of her husband at the Select Committee Hearings after he got hit in the face with a shaving foam pie plate thrown by comedian Jonnie (sic) Marbles.

Deng smiled. She said that she has received thousands of emails, phone calls, and text messages saying how brave she is. She noted that dozens of comedy clubs in England and America have already told her that they will never book the stand up comedian/shaving foam pie plate tosser to perform in their comedy establishments.

Wendi added that she is thrilled that she managed to hit the punk with a right hook and then actually grabbed the shaving foam pie plate and rubbed it in his face.

The long-haired beauty quipped that she tried to kick him in his nads with her high heel but it got stuck in the pantyhose of the woman in gray who was standing beside her.

Tapioca asked Wendi what her husband had told her on the way home. She smiled and said that he had the chauffeur stop off at a jewelry store and he went in and bought her a pair of diamond earrings valued at $95,000.

Filming on The Adventures of The Leaping Dragon Lady will begin in mid August and Wendi says that the first episode will be shot in Dubai, India.

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