ENSENADA, Mexico - It appears that Charlie "The Space Cadet" Sheen may just have gotten over the heartbreak of having lost both of his "Goddesses."
Bedroom Pillow Talk is reporting that the ex-Two and Half Men star was seen having a 'sandtastic' time on the beach down at Ensenada, Mexico with none other than Christina Aguilera.
Summersetter Faxx reported that Sheen and Aguilera checked into the La Happy Hacienda Hotel under the false name of Mr. and Mrs. Columbus C. Chumcroft.
The couple paid for a three day stay in the exquisitely luxurious Carlos Santana Honeymoon Suite which goes for $3,100 per day.
The room is equipped with a Margarita making machine, a nacho making machine, and a machine that can actually make marijuana cigarettes.
The ice making machine is very unique in that it produces ice cubes in the shape of Jennifer Lopez' ass.
One ice cube is more than plenty for most regular drinks, using two means that your drink will get cut down to about one ounce.
Sheen and Aguilera who both sported swimwear from the prestigious Sharon and Ozzy Osbourne Swimsuit Collection strolled down to the beach and found a nice quiet spot.
And within minutes Sheen was on Aguilera like gravy on a biscuit (no pun intended). The two got to first base, rounded second, and quickly slid into third.
Then according to noted photographer Rico "Zoom Lens" Chorizo the couple stopped when Christina started sneezing.
Chorizo who has what is considered to be the free worlds most powerful hand held camera was actually taking photos from a distance of 300 yards away or a distance of three football fields laid end-to-end.
And the photos looked so close that Chorizo could easily tell that Sheen and Aguilera were engaging in the intimate act of tonsil hockey.
SIDENOTE: According to BPT Rico Chorizo one of the worlds most noted photographers has reportedly taken unsuspecting nude photos of Hillary Clinton, Barbara Walters, Tina Fey, Jan Brewer, and just last month 76-year-old Brigitte Bardot.