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Thursday, 21 July 2011

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Sharon Osbourne shown with her hubby Ozzy "The Prince of Darkness" Osbourne. (Photo courtesy of Neil Young).

HOLLYWOOD - A group of 42 young performers who perform behind a white screen and do various silhouettes of things Americana have been chosen by the American voters to move on to the America's Got Talent Semi-Finals.

The group which hails from the mile high city of Denver is comprised of individuals from the ages of 3 to 23 and they truly impressed the three AFT judges "Pompous" Piers Morgan, Sharon "My Darling" Osbourne, and Howie "The Germ Freak" Mandel.

During the AGT performance the high energy group did silhouettes of recognizable landmarks such as Mount Rushmore, The Statue of Liberty, The San Andreas Fault, The Petrified Forest, The Tarzan and Jane Petting Zoo, and the infamous La Brea Tar Pits.

The act was superb but they did have a little bit of trouble with two of the tar balls from the La Brea Tar Pits.

Host Nick "The Walking Stick" Cannon said that it was just a case of nerves and the fact that two of the little girls who were portraying the tar balls really needed to go the bathroom.

Another of the acts that will also move on to the semi-finals includes the white as a ghost male pole dancer Steven Retchless, who allegedly rejected the advances of Piers Morgan who said he was just kidding.

And the other two acts moving on are The motorcycle riding Smage Brothers Riding Show who may be having to get a new assistant since their present one almost got one hell of a close haircut courtesy of one of the motorcycle tires and the flamboyant singing piano player Daniel Joseph Baker who makes Clay Aiken seem like wrestling's bad dude Abdullah The Butcher.

SIDENOTE: Magician Landon Swank did not make it through but he does have what has got to be the most gorgeous sexiest looking assistant of any magician ever. Her name is Harmony and she is so stunningly beautiful that she makes Paris Hilton look like Andy Dick.

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