Forgotten Popular girl group Girls Aloud have decided not to release a new album, which is good news for people who had forgotten that every single member used to be a singer.
HMV spokesman Dave told us: 'Oh, that is a great pity. I was really looking forward to another anodyne collections of covers, and more sublime moments of auto-tuning virtuosity'
FHM spokesman Dave told us: 'Oh well, they don't return our calls these days, well except for Cheryl that is. Still, they helped us sell a lot of issues in the past. People read FHM for the articles, you know'
BHS spokesman Dave told us: 'Oh, that's a shame. Our Autumn range was all based on Girls Aloud fashion items.'
A passer-by, Dave, told us: 'Girls Aloud? Oh, the popular beat group of 2004 vintage? Them, I did not know they were still a going concern. These pop stars don't half take their liberties. I am still waiting for a new album from Elvis Presley. It is more than thirty years since he released anything new, you know.'