Written by Ben Macnair
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Topics: Music, Girls Aloud

Wednesday, 20 July 2011

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I'm just a love machine.............

Forgotten Popular girl group Girls Aloud have decided not to release a new album, which is good news for people who had forgotten that every single member used to be a singer.

HMV spokesman Dave told us: 'Oh, that is a great pity. I was really looking forward to another anodyne collections of covers, and more sublime moments of auto-tuning virtuosity'

FHM spokesman Dave told us: 'Oh well, they don't return our calls these days, well except for Cheryl that is. Still, they helped us sell a lot of issues in the past. People read FHM for the articles, you know'

BHS spokesman Dave told us: 'Oh, that's a shame. Our Autumn range was all based on Girls Aloud fashion items.'

A passer-by, Dave, told us: 'Girls Aloud? Oh, the popular beat group of 2004 vintage? Them, I did not know they were still a going concern. These pop stars don't half take their liberties. I am still waiting for a new album from Elvis Presley. It is more than thirty years since he released anything new, you know.'

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