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Tuesday, 19 July 2011

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Out of the mouths of babes.......

Ivanka Trump and hubby Jared Kushner are proud parents to the third Trump grandchild, Arabella Rose Kushner.

The baby looks quite special in the hospital nursery. She's wearing a little cap (embroidered with the words #1 Apprentice) encrusted with diamonds and is wrapped in a blanket made of thousand dollar bills. Reading material about the latest news in real estate investments is packed into her tiny crib. A set of solid gold golf clubs rests under the crib.

Folks were startled to see that the littlest Trump let out with a big wail when she saw her Grandpa Donald waving at her through the big window in the hospital nursery. In fact, Arabella didn't stop crying until The Donald had left the hospital. Onlookers thought maybe it was because she feared hearing those dreaded words, "You're fired."

But that wasn't it at all. A spy who understands baby talk infiltrated the hospital nursery after hours and reports the REAL reason for Arabella's wailing and tears. "That hair, that hair, it's a total disgrace," the worried Trump baby sniffed to her friends, adding, "do you think it might be hereditary?"

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