CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - Zac Efron who starred in The High School Musical movies and Heidi Montag who gained fame on MTVs The Hills have recently become quite the item.
Both were recently seen underneath the Santa Monica Pier where several unnamed observers observed the couple in what was described as extremely intimate caressing that is usually engaged in during the wedding night.
Efron confided to Margarita Mixx of The Tinsel Town Times Tribune that he has never felt happier than when he is wrapped around the bosom of Heidi.
He said that the best way to describe how being with Montag feels would be like a kid getting turned loose in a candy store and told that he can have whatever he wants and not to worry about the cost, calories, sugar, carbs, or messing up his teeth.
Heidi who at 24 is one year older than Efron giggled when Mixx asked her how it felt being a cougar.
Montag replied that she has been with lots of guys in her young life but that none of them have ever made her feel like she is the center of the universe like Zac does.
She said that yes, some made her feel like she was the moon, or maybe Saturn, or even Neptune, but Effer, as she playfully calls Zac literally makes her feel like she is the entire effen universe.
The two recently flew down to Cabo San Lucas and stayed at the luxurious The Whole Enchilada Hotel and Spa where for three nights in a row they would go down to an isolated portion of the beach and moonbathe alfresco.
And amazingly enough none of the Cabo paparazzi were able to find out where they were, not even Mexico's most infamous photographer Rico Chorizo.
Chorizo has photographed more celebrities than any other photographer in the world including Tremolo Cheyenne, Paducah Fisk, and Mandolin Picasso who was recently named 'The World's Greatest Photographer of The Past Decade.'
In a non-related story. Todd Palin was recently asked why he had referred to his wife Sarah Palin as a bitch in the latest issue of Alaska Big Game Shooters Illustrated. He said that he was misquoted and that he actually said Sarah was a stitch.
[EDITOR'S NOTE: Okay Todd. So WHAT the hell is a stitch?]