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Monday, 18 July 2011

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Rebekah Brooks recently heard about the resemblance noted between herself and US Comedian 'Carrot Top'. She was so intrigued that she set up a secret meeting with Scott (his real name).

They sat down at a small table in a basement cafe downtown London. Rebekah ordered a coffee, Carrot Top ordered bottled water as he has been, for years, really 'taking care' of his body.

When they met, the resemblance was uncanny. This would not have been so a number of years ago, before Carrot Top's numerous plastic surgeries on his face and his fanatical workouts in the gym.

He looks more feminine nowadays and with Rebekah looking a little on the 'butch' side they could be taken for sisters.

Even Carrot Top's boobs, after all his workouts, are the same size as Rebekah's and, coincidentally, they were both wearing Armani pant suits.

They exchanged tips on make-up and chatted a little about their lives growing up and why they chose the career paths they did.

After Carrot Top had shown Rebekah some photographs of him in his teens and early twenties, she agreed he was destined to become a comedian with those looks. People were laughing at him before he even opened his mouth in those early days.

No photograhs were taken of the pair at the meeting but they did exchange telephone numbers and agreed to meet again.

Carrot Top invited Rebekah to one of his shows and she graciously accepted, if 'free' to attend.

This looks like it could be the beginning of a wonderful friendship.

Whether or not Carrot Top is gay - is still being discussed. We may never know!

Or perhaps some of us know already!!!

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