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Monday, 18 July 2011

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Angelina Jolie is looking forward to her and Brad's new reality TV show, Brad & Angie Plus 6.

PROVENCE, France - It is no secret that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's relationship has been one big gigantic roller coaster ride with enough ups and downs to make even the greatest die-hard roller coaster enthusiast dizzy.

Reports surface that Brad is planning to marry Angelina and then the next day we hear that he is thinking about leaving her and returning to his former wife Jennifer "The Body" Aniston.

Then we hear that Jolie would like to run off with Johnny Depp except for the fact that Depp's extremely jealous girlfriend Vanessa Paradis would hunt them down like a professional African safari guide and turn them both into wall mounts.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: Wow! And speaking of Jennifer Aniston - the luscious babe was so damn sensuously sexy in "Horrible Bosses" that there are probably some gay guys who became 'ungay' after watching her carry on in the erotically lascivious sexual manner in which she did.]

But getting back to Brad and Angie. Just last week Pitt said that he would take half of the half a dozen kids and return to America and Jolie could keep the other half of the half dozen kids and remain in the French Chateau Mansion in Provence, France.

Both Pitt and Jolie have been talking to close friends and getting some input from them. Brad has talked to his good old friend George Clooney and Angelina has talked to her good old friend Gwen Stefani.

And after lots of hours of talking and lots of serious drinking, and more drinking, and even more drinking, it appears that Brad has finally found the answer thanks to his long time friend and current love interest of Sandra "The Kissing Bandit" Bullock, George Clooney.

Clooney called up a very good friend of his at the Epitome Network and has convinced him to build a reality show around Brad, Angelina and their half dozen kids.

Clooney's friend who just happens to be the CEO of Epitome loved the idea and plans are being developed for the reality show to be called, Brad & Angie Plus 6.

The show will focus on the Pitt-Jolie crew in their day-to-day life in Provence, France, plus on their Bayou state visits to the couples mansion located in New Orleans, Louisiana.

The shows producer has already talked to Brad and Angelina and he is thrilled because unlike other family reality shows such as Kate Plus 8 where Kate is shown helping the kids bake cupcakes or make finger paints of the Smurfs, the Pitt-Jolie show will show the family interacting with the likes of noted family friends such as George Clooney, Matt Damon, Ke$ha, The New Orleans Saints Cheerleaders, Sharon and Ozzy Osbourne, Manu Ginobili, Vice-President Joe Biden and so many other well-known individuals.

In a non-related story. The rumor that Arizona Governor Jan Brewer is pregnant with former North Carolina Senator John Edward's baby are totally false.

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