Written by Abel Rodriguez
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Topics: Lady Gaga, Rihanna

Tuesday, 19 July 2011

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Rihanna handed Lady Gaga this piece of paper with her cell phone number on it.

BEVERLY HILLS - Lady Gaga and Rihanna both just recently happened to be in the same beauty salon getting their hair done.

Lady Gaga has been going to the Haven of Hair Salon on Rodeo Drive for several years.

The Gaga has stated on many occasions that she does not let anyone but FuFi Fondue (the owner) touch her hair. There have even been times when Lady G will fly Fondue clear across the country to do her hair.

Rihanna's hair stylist is KiKiWiWi who just recently joined Haven of Hair after working in Venice Beach for seven years.

KiKiWiWi's clients include Beyonce, Oprah Winfrey, Ke$ha, and Condoleezza Rice.

FuFi who is known as the "Hair Stylist to The Stars" lists among his clients Christina Aguilera, Taylor Swift, Scarlett Johansson, Heidi Montag, Selena Gomez, Mel Gibson, and Michelle Obama.

As KiKiWiWi was styling Rihanna's hair he noticed that Lady Gaga, who was sitting in the next chair, kept staring over at Rihanna. After about the fifth stare KiKiWiWi asked Lady Gaga why she kept staring at Rihanna.

Well immediately FuFi Fondue jumped on KiKiWiWi and told him that he needed to apologize to Lady Gaga for making that out-of-line comment.

Lady Gaga told FuFi that it was perfectly alright and then looking right at Rihanna remarked that the bright red headed girl had the most lusciously inviting kissable lips that she had ever seen.

Rihanna blushed. KiKiWiWi blushed. FuFi blushed. And Lady Gaga smiled like the cat that had swallowed the canary.

She then stood up and walked right in front of Rihanna. The entire salon went quiet. You could hear a Bobby pin drop. And then Lady Gaga asked Rihanna if she could give her a kiss.

At first Rihanna turned her head and softly whispered no. But then she turned back towards Lady Gaga and replied, "Oh what the heck, go ahead, plant one on me bitch."

And with that Lady Gaga grabbed a hold of the Barbados songstress and gave her one of the biggest French kisses she had ever had.

Afterwards the entire salon erupted in thunderous applause. Lady Gaga went back and sat down in her chair. Rihanna composed herself and she handed Lady Gaga a piece of paper with her cell phone number on it.

SIDENOTE: FuFi Fondue stated that Lady Gaga and Rihanna both wanted it made clear that just because they kissed on the mouth does not mean that the two women are lesbians. Fondue added that he knows lots and lots of lesbians and Lady Gaga and Rihanna are not lesbians.

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