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Wednesday, 20 July 2011

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Sandra Bullock is one of the few women over 40 who can still get away with dressing like a 16-year-old.

SAN TROPEZ, France - George Clooney and Sandra Bullock have long been long time friends and that friendship now seems to be blossoming nicely into something seductively stronger.

Sandra recently rushed to George's side after he ended his two year relationship with Elisabetta Canalis after she told him that she wanted him to buy her an Indianapolis 500-style race car.

Clooney told her he'd buy her a KIA Spectra and that she was lucky to get that since she already has a Volkswagen Beetle that he had bought her last year.

After an intense argument, Clooney dumped Canalis. It was reported that upon hearing about the breakup Bullock immediately flew to Dublin, Ireland where she met up with Clooney and provided him with a shoulder to cry on among some other nice body parts.

Patrons of Dublin's famed Sons of Killarney Diner reported seeing the couple engaged in some rather intimate conversation as the two could not seem to keep their hands off of each other.

At one point Bullock even appeared to lick what looked like whipped cream from Clooney's chin.

After leaving Ireland, the couple flew over to St. Tropez where they spent some time on one of the many beautiful French Riviera beaches. George was wearing a pair of swim trunks that had the logo of the University of Texas on the front which Sandra had given him.

Bullock who lives in Austin is a big Texas Longhorns fan. She meanwhile wore a burnt orange bikini swimsuit that appeared to be two sizes too small but neither George nor any of the other males on the beach complained at all.

It is no secret that ever since Sandra divorced her cheating husband Jesse "Messy" James after she learned that he had messed around with no less than five tattooed women that she's been very careful about not getting into another relationship.

She has actually made a promise to herself and to two of her closest friends that her next husband will definitely not even have one tattoo.

Clooney does not have any tattoos. Friends close to Sandra and George say that the two Hollywood stars are perfect for each other. Sandra loves George's sense of humor and George loves Sandra's "Kissing Bandit" lips.

Bullock who also has a very good sense of humor herself noted that her and George share an intense love for knock-knock jokes, jokes about Jay Leno's humongous chin, and of course jokes about Alaska's most famous export, no not Bristol Palin, her mama, Sarah "Snowflake" Palin.

In a non-related story. California proudly announces that during the past 24 hours the state has not experienced a single earthquake, wildfire, or mudslide.

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