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Tuesday, 12 July 2011

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Rosie O'Donnell looking for two dollars to give to a naked homeless woman in New York City.

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Kathy Griffin who stars in her own reality show My Life on The D List says that she is one of the happiest campers in America.

She told her good friend and avowed lesbian Coquette Eucalyptus with The West Hollywood Flaming Gazette that when she first heard that New York had passed the law that same sex couples could get married she started jumping up and down with joy.

She said that she immediately called up 17 of her gay and lesbian friends including Ellen DeGeneres, Lance Bass, Melissa Etheridge, Sean Hayes, Jody Foster, Clay Aiken, and Meredith Baxter.

Griffin who claims that 90 percent of her fans are of the gay and lesbian persuasion says that she herself is not a lesbianite but that when she heard the New York news she exclaimed to her maid, Chipotlatina, that she wanted to fly to the Big Apple, find Rosie O'Donnell and marry her.

Kathy conveyed that story to Eucalyptus who said that she found her (KG) to be quite physically attractive and that she would not mind bumping playpens with her.

Griffin thanked her for the offer but told her that she was not her type as she preferred individuals who have a taco tickler between their legs.

Kathy and Coquette will however be flying to New York together and talk to Rosie O'Donnell. Griffin says that she wants to marry O'Donnell so bad that she is willing to marry her, go on a three-day honeymoon, and then file for divorce on grounds of misrepresentation and fraud, kinda like what Reese Witherspoon did with Kenny Chesney a few years back.

In a non-related story. The rumor that GOP mouthpiece Ann "Giddy Up" Coulter is moving to Peru is not true.

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