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Tuesday, 12 July 2011

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Pamela Anderson, one of Canada's best ever exports. (Photo courtesy of V.P. Joe Biden).

HOLLYWOOD - Pamela Anderson is regarded as one of Canada's best imports into the United States along with Canadian Whisky and Canadian Mallards.

The super-tanned blonde recently sat down with Taffeta Kixx of iRumors and talked about the recent rumors regarding the motion picture Horrible Bosses.

Pam who just turned 44, on July 1, said that she was originally offered the role of the sensuously alluring Dr. Julia Harris, D.D.S. which eventually went to fellow blonde turned brunette for the film Jennifer Aniston.

The part of the sex hormone-crazed dentist has been described as being one of the sexiest, horniest, most erotic nymphomaniacal female characters in movie history.

In fact, when Taffeta interviewed Jennifer she told her that after a day's shooting she would rush to her movie set trailer where her boyfriend Justin Theroux was waiting and she would literally drill (no pun intended) him into the freakin' mattress.

A parking lot security guard, who did not want to be identified but whose name tag read Ogelthorpe Warsawkey, said that he has been a movie parking lot security guard for 13 years and he has never in his career seen a trailer move and shake the way that Jennifer Aniston's trailer does after a days shooting.

Miss Kixx asked Ms. Anderson why it was that she turned down the part of the horny-as-hell dentist. Pam who was dressed in a mini-San Antonio Spurs halter top and a pair of Daisy Duke short shorts that were so tight one could actually make out the outline of both of her ovaries replied that after reading the script she told the director that with the sexual intensity of the dentist's office scenes there was just no way that once he yelled cut that she was going to be able to stop.

Anderson said that she'd had that same experience several years ago during the filming of Naked Souls and that she was so embarrassed that she did not want to have to go through the whole process again.

She did say that it was her who recommended her friend Jennifer Aniston for the part. Originally they were going to offer it to Angelina Jolie but since both Jen and Pam cannot stand the LeAnn Rimes-like husband stealing bitch Pam suggested Jen for the part.

Pamela Anderson has dated quite a variety of men in her life including Fred Durst, Scott Baio, Tommy Lee, Kid Rock, Rick Salomon, and David Spade.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: David Spade??? Damn the little fella stands about 5 foot 7, and weighs about 115 soaking wet. Plus I heard Charlie Sheen once say that little Davey can only bench press about 35 pounds.]

Anderson did confide to Kixx that she will soon be involved in a movie project where she will star with the three Kardashian sisters. The film will be shot on location in Italy by famed director/producer Tico Scallavini and is titled The Big Butted Bronze Babes of Bologna.

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