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Monday, 11 July 2011

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Startling revelations have come to light over David and Victoria Beckham's choice of name for their new baby daughter, Harper Seven.

It has been revealed that the Beckhams initially wanted to call their new daughter 'Flautist'. However, they thought it was too hard to spell out, so they instead named their daughter, after someone who plays a harp instead.

"It's a nice music instrument too, innit?" Glottled Victoria. "They have them in orchestras. Like flutes. Or is that floots?" she added.

As for the middle name, 'Seven', similar to how their son Brooklyn was named after the place of his conception, Harper's middle name derived from the actual time of conception.

"We did it during Emmerdale Farm", dribbled Mr Beckham; "We was done by the ads".

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