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Monday, 11 July 2011

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Jennifer Aniston just portrayed the sexiest looking dentist in the history of motion pictures.

LOS ANGELES - Jennifer Aniston turned into a brunette for her latest role in Horrible Bosses in which she portrays Dr. Julia Harris, D.D.S. and she definitely shot some great big holes in the old adage that 'blondes have more fun.'

Aniston, who is 42, portrayed probably one of the sexiest, horniest, most sensuous nymphomaniacal females in the history of the 14-lettered "N" word.

A reporter for Bedroom Pillow Talk, Gazebo Serengeti reported that filming actually had to be stopped a total of 62 times during Jennifer Aniston's dental office scenes due to the fact that the cameraman got way too excited and the camera started giggling and moving all over the place.

After that happened about two dozen times, the director brought in a second cameraman, but he ran into the same problem. Someone suggested that maybe they should use a lesbian cameraperson but that idea was shot down fast for the obvious reason.

The movies hair stylist FuFi Fondue suggested that maybe they could use a gay cameraman to shoot the sexy-as-hell scenes with Jennifer.

The call went out but the only two gay cameramen who were not already working on a film were both vacationing down in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico and their calls went directly to voice mail.

Finally, the director decided to call up a cameraman that he had worked with on many of the Elvis Presley films and who had retired 35 years ago.

The man identified as Clem Piddleflicker who recently turned 93 agreed to come in and shoot all of the scenes involving Jennifer Aniston.

The scenes were shot and everyone was happy. Piddleflicker was paid his normal cameraman's fee plus he was given a years supply of Geritol, Metamucil, and pitless prunes.

FuFi Fondue confided to Gazebo Serengeti that he heard through the beauty salon grapevine that after Brad Pitt saw Jennifer in her movie role that he remarked to a close friend that he thinks he may want to get back together with her.

Pitt reportedly said that he has never seen Jennifer look better and that just like he allowed Angelina Jolie to steal him away from Aniston he says he would certainly allow Jennifer to steal him away from Jolie.

In other news. Sarah Palin told USA DAYBREAK that Michele Bachmann may know the names of all of the state capitals but that she (SP) can shoot a caribou's belly button off at 100 yards.

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