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Sunday, 10 July 2011

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Waaaaaaah, where's my Mom?

Los Angeles - The 7lbs 10oz baby girl, born at 7.55am at LA's Seedy Sinus Hospital, has been named after one of the Old Testament's Jewish matriarchs.

And not another well known Rebekah, her wot's in the news.

She was delivered by elected Caesarian with no pesky 'hanging chads' challenging parturition!

Someone close to the Beckham's pool boy later said it wasn't exactly a water birth, "but some really cool, ocean-splashy kinda musak played in the background" as the surgeons delivered the couple's fourth.

Earlier reports mentioned the baby was supposed to be born on 4th of July and would be called Luna - Spanish for moon, just like one of Ellen Rivas' little sprogs.

In the end Mrs Beckham hung on until the six inch heels on her $1,000 Manolos were heaving - Leaning Tower of Pisa-like - under the weight of impending birth.

Mother and baby are said to be doing fine as celebwatch mags fight over picture exclusives.

At $250,000-a-pop a piccie of the new arrival is unlikely to grace the Spoof website.

But ya never know...

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