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Topics: Tree, Pink, carey hart

Saturday, 9 July 2011

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A toy for Pine Thyme Hart.

She's still a baby, but she already has her brother's name picked out: Pine Thyme Hart.

"I don't," Willow Sage said, "expect to be the only one around with a name containing a tree, an herb, and a body part." She wants company, and she demands it soon. She figures "pine" is a nice-enough tree. And the herb "thyme" will serve OK as a middle name. The name has a nice ring to it.

Willow can't wait for the arrival of Pine Thyme Hart. Mom Pink seems to welcome the idea. Word is she's been going around the house singing "Get the Party Started," a hit song from her second album Missundaztood.

Willow's dad, Carey Hart, a professional motocross racer, seems less enthusiastic. Asked by a reporter what he thought of daughter Willow's request for a brother, he had no comment. Soon he was seen revving up his bike and making a speedy exit from the house. Rumor has it that, at this point, he's more interested in a new tattoo than another baby.

Let the games begin.

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