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Friday, 8 July 2011

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Chicharito is allegedly 'eyeing' up Cheryl Cole saying she is one sexy hot tamale.

He has, apparently, always 'fancied' older women and although he won't be making any moves on her he says it doesn't stop him from looking.

When asked if he'd like to meet her person to person, he answered in the affirmative. When asked if he thought the language difference would be a barrier to any conversation they may have he answered,

"Not really. I've just bought myself a 'Lern yersel' Geordie' book.
I also bought a 'Cockney Rhyming Slang' book and a 'Scouser book for Idiots'....so I am prepared for anything and anyone I speak with. I mean, just look at the mixture of accents on the Manchester United team."

Good luck Chicharito. I hope you don't meet anyone from Glasgow!

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