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Wednesday, 6 July 2011

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Doherty's clean-cut image was the stuff of legend before drugs and supermodels wasted his youthful charm

London - The No Woman No Cry matinee gig at Camden's Blues Kitchen on Saturday is the singer's Two Fingers Up Yours concert message to ex-love Kate Moss.

The model, who was once the love of Doherty's life, got hitched last weekend 'to some boring bloke called Jamie Hince'.

Musician Doherty was released early from the Scrubs this afternoon, vowing to stage his own reply to Kate's in-yer-face three-day nuptial binge-out.

The ex-coke freak and Babyshambles singer is said to be 'so over' the love of his life.

At Belsize Park's Airhead Studios tonight Pete was knee-deep in spliff dogends, rehearsing a medley of popular 'fuck you' songs like the Stones' 'Beast of Burden' and 'Because I used to love her, but it's all over now'.

"He really misses the days when Kate lived in Primrose Hill," studio manager Chicky Gonzales confided at Camden's Whorely Arms pub tonight.

"Wanna see a vid of the two of them getting wasted at Noel Gallagher's Super Nova Heights?"

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