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Wednesday, 6 July 2011

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Piers Morgan's pet parrot named Sir Elton, which he suspects may be gay or at least bi-sexual.

LAS VEGAS - Well it appears that America's Got Talent's 'Vegas Week' was not very kind to two of this years contestants.

Opera singer Cindy Chang and keyboard singer Ryan Andreas, who were early on fan favorites did not make the cut.

And many audience members and viewers at home were quite surprised.

Cindy realizes that she should have stayed with a opera themed song sung in Italian which no one would have been able to understand instead of opting to sing "Who Let The Dogs Out" by the Baha Men.

Judge Piers Morgan said that it was utterly ridiculous for her to sing a song about dogs and try to pass it off as something that one would hear Pittsburgh's opera sensation Jackie Evancho singing.

Chang replied that she was nervous because she had been thinking about two utility bills that were overdue.

Sharon Osbourne remarked that she did not understand how she could go from fantastic one week to plaintastic the next. Cindy replied that she was nervous thinking about the high prices of gasoline.

Howie "The Germ Freak" Mandel asked her if she was nervous about anything else. Cindy smiled, cracked her knuckles, stuck out her tongue at him and said that she was not the least bit nervous whatsoever.

And with that the exit music started playing and Cindy Chang exited stage right, right to host Nick Cannon who hugged her and asked her if she was nervous. She said that she was extremely nervous because she had forgotten to put on a bra, panties, deodorant, and sanitary napkin.

Nick "The Dipstick" Cannon made a face, whispered "TMI" and quickly ushered her out towards the back door.

After Ryan Andreas finished performing Sharon simply said that he just did not seem to be playing the same song that he was singing.

Morgan remarked that it almost sounded as if he had forgotten to plug in his keyboard as well as him microphone.

And Howie Mandel asked him if he was nervous. Ryan replied that he wasn't. Mandel shook his shoulders and told him that he certainly was. He told him to try again next year and maybe next time he should play the keyboards without scratching his head so much.

The exit music started and Ryan walked off. When he got to where Mr. Mariah Carey was standing he just shrugged his shoulders and said, "Well bro, I guess the judges just had a bad day huh?"

Nick smiled and pointed towards the back door.

SIDENOTE: As of right now the America's Got Talent favorite is Logan, West Virginia car washer Landau Eugene Murphy, Jr. who looks a lot like the dreadlocked Lil Jon but who sings exactly like the toupee-wearing Frank Sinatra.

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