HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Jennifer Aniston realized that she is 42-years-old and she has not yet attained her goal of once again being a wife.
Ever since her then husband Brad Pitt was snatched up by Angelina Jolie and taken across the pond (the Atlantic) to France five years ago she has dated a bevy of males who have wined and dined her and participated in the horizontal hula.
But everyone of these mattress frolickers have all just come and gone quickly leaving the scene of the whine.
And some of these good old boys include Gerald (Butler), John (Mayer), Vince (Vaughn), and Jon (Stewart).
One of Jen's close friends secretly remarked that Aniston's bedroom did not have a regular door, but a revolving door instead.
She giggled and added that Jenny even talked about putting in a fast-food window in her bedroom except that it would not be for food.
And so after realizing that her latest flame, or as they say in Florida, her main squeeze Justin Theroux was getting ready to leave the land of the lusting lap she decided to change her ways.
So Jennifer Aniston, who is three years older than Theroux, will leave Hollywood and set out with her boy toy for parts unknown to try and see if she can't slow down that gosh darn biological clock.
Aniston told Bedroom Pillow Talk that she does not care if people call her a cougar because she will at least have a guy who loves for what she isn't and not for what she is.
When BPT asked her where she would be moving to, she smiled and said that it certainly won't be Arizona; the smoke and all.