Written by Minka Kelly
Print this

Tuesday, 5 July 2011

image for Angelina Jolie dating Justin Bieber
"I want to date Angelina Jolie!"

Angelina Jolie stopped into an internet cafe earlier today and not only opened up about her relationship with Justin Bieber, but confirmed it! She was wearing a small, pink dress with blush on her cheeks and her hair was tied in two pony tails.

"It's hard," Jolie said of the haters on the Internet " It hurts, it really does. I don't feel like I'm doing anything wrong because of my age. I've been best friends with him for a very long time in secret. It does hurt my feelings a lot, but I try not to focus on it. I have a strong will and great fans."

"I was obsessed with Justin Bieber when he first started singing. He dated Katie Cassidy when he was 16 or 17. I hated her, absolutely hated her. I was mortified that he was with Katie and not an older woman like me, and I wanted to be with him," said Jolie

In Jolie's interview with "Looky Loo" magazine as she opens up about her relationship with Justin Bieber, she explains that she is loose and well experienced.

Make Minka Kelly's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

More by this writer

View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story


Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!


What's 1 multiplied by 5?

4 22 5 9
63 readers are online right now!

Go to top

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more