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Monday, 4 July 2011

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No more of the for Bob the Builder for 8 months

'Gobsmacked News' reported today that Bob the Builder has been banned from ALL Burger Restaurants in Yorkshire for at least 8 months.

Apparently, Bob the Builder was heading into his favourite Burger Restayrabt for his lunch yesterday and had asked Gribber and Grabber to wait in the car park until he had finished. They were on their way to complete a job at Noddy's House.

Unfortunately, Gribber and Grabber got bored and started fooling around playing 'tag'. Gribber underestimated his speed and went straight through the side window of the Burger Shop showering cusomers with glass and bits of bricks.

Customers scattered, leaving meals unfinished.

The Manager, Greasy Gary, recognized Gribber and grabbed Bob the Builder by the collar of his shirt and threw him out onto the pavement yelling,

"You get back here tomorrow and fix this mess. Oh! And you are banned from all Burger Restayrants in Yorkshire for 8 months".

Poor Bob, he hung his head in shame and, disappointed, headed off to buy some fish 'n' chips and mushy peas.

Alcohol was not a factor in this accident.

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