It was reported in 'Gobsmacked News' this morning, that Ryan Giggs, the famous Manchester United mid-fielder (for those readers new to football) did indeed have a close shave three days ago.
Apparently Giggsy picked up one of his wife's razors by mistake and gave himself the closest shave ever. It is said that he DID panic when he looked in the mirror and felt his face. It was as smooth as a baby's bum and he hardly recognized himself.
He'd been half asleep when he shaved and hadn't noticed the razor he'd picked up was PINK.
He didn't go out in public for 2 hours. That's how long it took his stubble to grow back.