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Sunday, 3 July 2011

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Gordon Ramsay's father-in-law's offspring

A reporter from 'The Daily Tacky' revealed today why Gordon Ramsay and his father-in-law, Chris Hutcheson, no longer speak to each other.

Apparently, father-in-law has been leading a 'triple' life for decades. He has not 2 but 3 wives and families 'on the go' at once. Yes, he is indeed a "serial paterfamilias".

"This secret, now that it is out in the open, explains why he missed so many of his grandchildren's birthday parties," hissed an obviously angry Ramsey. "He couldn't remember them all!"

"Well, as far as I am f*****g concerned he can get out of my f*****g life and stay away from all of my f*****n kitchens for good. To think I employed the f*****g poor excuse for a man makes me want to vomit."

Yes, it is safe to say that Gordon is a tad miffed at Chris.

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