Written by Ben Macnair
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Sunday, 3 July 2011

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Wombling Free............

Following a recent performance at Glastonbury, the Wombles have been released from Prison for Crimes against music.

Judge Ignorant said: 'I had never heard of the Wombles before, but I think that their efforts in cleaning up Wimbledon Common, particularly now that there is some Tennis happening there. It will make them far more useful to society, seeing as how they can make good use of the things that they find, things that the everyday folk leave behind'.

Recently, Chris De Burgh, Justin Bieber, Ronan Keating, Simon Cowell and Shania Twain have been spending time at Her Majesty's pleasure, for crimes against music, but there is nothing they can do to get out.

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