An ace female reporter from 'The Daily Tacky' wrote today that Pippa Middleton indeed denies the rumours that she has nicknamed her "vagina" the "Pink Palace."
In a telephone interview today Pippa was said to be in tears when she heard the rumour and sobbed,
"I am so embarrassed. I don't know who would start such a horrible rumour like that about ME. I thought everyone loved me. Why is someone being so terribly hateful?
"I do believe that it may have been started by one of those strange Spoof Writers.
"I NEVER use the 'V' word. It is a disgusting word and appears to sexually arouse men and some women. That is something I do not wish to encourage in any way, shape or form.
"I am a very private, perhaps prudish young woman and wish to dispell this rumour once and for all.
"Please, whoever you are, STOP this nonsense right now!"
Pippa thanked the reporter for presenting her with an opportunity to set the record straight.
Should such a low-down dirty rumour of this ilk be circulated in the future, Pippa is hiring a Private Dick - sorry - Private Detective to weed out the perpetrator(s).