The Isle of Wight News has reported that little Billy Murray of Newby village claims to be related to top tennis player, Andy Murray.
Apparently when little Billy 'Googled' Andy he found they had a lot in common.
They are both male and have the surname Murray. They both love tennis and both hope to win The Championship at Wimbledon one day. Also, Billy was born in Glasgow, as was Andy. Both have committed 'racquet' abuse in the past and both have refused to shake the hands of an umpire at the end of a game although Billy's refusal took place at the tennis court of the local Secondary School two weeks ago during 'Sports Week'.
Billy, when asked for more proof than the above that he was related to Andy looked puzzled and said,
"What more proof do you need a bleeding DNA sample for Christ's sake?"
More if we get it.