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Topics: Cheryl Cole, Hair

Thursday, 30 June 2011

image for Don't be fooled by Cheryl's blonde makeover, it's a wig!
A six foot high pile of discarded hair extensions lurks somewhere in hairdressing salonland

London - Fans of her Priscilla Presley wedding pics hairdo that frightened off American X-F*ctor are having none of it, of course.

But today's official launch of a revamped blondish Cheryl Cole is nothing more than a £500 hairpiece stunt.

"Looks like a rehashed Gerry Halliwell bob," Dave Z Skank, London editor of celebwatch site LA FagHagSlagMag, said today.

"A pity, because Chezza'a a natural beehive kinda gal straight out of the black tights/white stilettos finishing school that gave us er, stuff."

The singer was caught on camera this morning on her 28th birthday sporting the highlights/lowlights lowlife look complete with leatherette biker's jacket, drainpipe jeans and lace-up pixie boots.

"A zoom lens inspection of the new hairdo shows suspicious wiglike clues around the hairline by her ears," Skank added.

"Somewhere in hair extension salonland is a six foot pile of discarded fake tresses and bits of glued together scalp follicles.

"Probably had to have her head shaved - like Britney after that LA hotel bedbugs scare!

"Wanna see a pic of Cheryl's latest vajazzle??"

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