Written by Appalling Trash
Print this
Topics: Sex, TV, Condoms, Ratings

Tuesday, 28 June 2011

image for Condom Heir Persuaded to Guest Star in Desperate Househusbands

Italian condom heir and occasional TV guest star Gino de Genitalia has been persuaded by studio executives to once again appear in long-running drama Desperate Househusbands.

Despite woeful reviews of his acting skills, de Genitalia's first three appearances as Rocky the farmhand brought in huge ratings for the show, which has seen its ratings dip slightly in the past year.

Sources have revealed that the popular Italian star will receive $250,000 per episode, a great deal more than the $75,000 he received in 2008.

('Sex, Lies And Bedwetting', 'Sex, Lies And Masking Tape' and 'Sex, Lies And Candle Wax' all won their timeslot with more than 45 million viewers per episode.)

De Genitalia will appear in a six-episode arc that features heavily in the season finale.

Make Appalling Trash's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

More by this writer

View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story


Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!


What's 5 multiplied by 3?

8 14 15 7
52 readers are online right now!

Go to top

We use cookies to give you the best experience on our website, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more