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Sunday, 26 June 2011

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A lipstick that was given to Prince Poppycock by Sir Elton John.

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Noted Tinsel Town blogger Perez Hilton, who is no stranger to the glittery world of the bright lights of the limelight, has admitted that he is indeed dating the one and only Prince Poppycock.

Hilton spoke with Coquette Eucalyptus of The West Hollywood Flaming Gazette and verified that the two have actually been dating since they met in Beverly Hills at the Haven of Hair Salon which is owned by noted hair stylist to the stars FuFi Fondue.

Perez who took his name from one of the Left Coast's most infamous 'do nothing' socialites Paris Hilton revealed that he fell for the Revolutionary era performer the second that he saw his white powdered face, his blue eye liner, and his red lipstick.

Hilton said that there is no one whom he personally knows who is more patriotic than the flamboyant Prince Poppycock, with the one possible exception of Lady Gaga who owns half a dozen panties in the colors of the United States flag.

He then added that Cher has a tattoo of an American eagle on her back, plus a tattoo of a caricature of Yankee Doodle Dandy tattooed on her groin region.

When asked by Miss Eucalyptus if their relationship has gotten serious the Internet blogger blushed like Selena Gomez and remarked that they have already gotten to the stage where they are exchanging computer passwords so the relationship is serious.

The West Hollywood Flaming Gazette is reporting that Perez Hilton remarked that Prince Poppycock has already reached second base and just two days ago P.P. as Hilton calls him, made it all the way to third.

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