Written by Jaggedone
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Topics: Dogs, Beauty Contest

Sunday, 26 June 2011

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No chance, too pretty!

A very ugly dog called Yolda (name changed for legal reasons and the editor) has won the Worlds Ugliest Dog contest after being rejected by the Worlds Prettiest Dog contest.

After the disappointment of rejection Yolda's owners initially wanted to sue the bastards who run the pretty doggy contest, but instead called them a bunch of discriminate doggy racists with no idea of what a really beautiful dog is.

They then discovered the contest for the ugliest dog in the world and Yolda won hands down because she's pretty damn ugly proving the fact that beauty is only in the eye of the beholder.

Yolda has won a year long free treatment at a doggy beauty farm in California frequented regularly by imported, very rich English Bulldogs. Also, to help improve it's looks it also won a years supply of doggy cosmetics from L'Ore-Alsation (hopefully they work) and next year is determined to prove the organisers of the most beautiful doggy in the world contest wrong by re-entering again.

What a load of old Pit-Bullshit, oops, be careful where you tread!

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