HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Kim Kardashian has stated that she's tired of the entertainment media constantly asking her if her butt is real.
She told Fuchsia Garfunkel of The Cucamonga Chit Chat Chronicle that she is probably asked that question more times than President Obama is asked if he is really half white.
Kim says that her sisters Khloe and Kourtney also get the same thing day in and say out. She said that last week she bumped into Jennifer Lopez at FuFi Fondue's Haven of Hair Salon in Beverly Hills and the two got to talking and J.Lo told her she has the same problem.
The 30-year-old socialite said that last week she went to Hollywood derriere specialist Dr. Vincenzo Zoltanweiser, who personally took 19 X-rays of Kim's keister which showed beyond a shadow of a doubt that her booty is 100 percent real.
Dr. Zotanweiser said that he saw no traces of collagen, botox, or any other type of foreign matter and/or substance that is not conducive to being within the female buttocks of a female with Kim's age, height, weight, personality, and huge gluteus maximus.
Kim has a copy of one of the X-ray which she took downtown to the Los Angeles County Hall of Records Office where it is now on file.
She told Miss Garfunkel of 4C that she plans on taking 14 of the other 18 butt X-rays and selling them on eBay.
She smiled and said that the proceeds should just about pay for her entire upcoming wedding to Kris Humphries.
The Cucamonga Chit Chat Chronicle is reporting that Kim mailed one of her tush X-rays to her future in-laws.