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Friday, 24 June 2011

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Jason Statham, the thinking Woman's Danny Dyer is said to be taking on a new acting challenge in his latest Block-Buster, playing an accountant, called James Woods in his new release 'The Accountant'.

The balding star of such films as 'Straight to DVD 1', 'Straight to DVD 2' 'Straight to DVD 3' and 'The Expendables' 'Crank' and 'The Bank Job' explained it is great to play a character who depends more on his ability with a spread-sheet rather than being a crack shot, or an ace fighter pilot.

The character has no love life, and spends his evening watching TV. When he stumbles upon a secret that threatens to uncover corporate corruption, human trafficking and government cover-ups, he ignores it as it interferes with his on-line Dungeons and Dragons game on Friday Nights.

In real life, James Woods is also a famed actor, known for Videodrome, and a recurring cameo in Family Guy. He was not available for comment.

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