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Wednesday, 22 June 2011

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The drunk, junky, drug addled fascist malcontent, anti-semite and all round bad egg, John Galliano, allegedly, is having no end of bother these days since being caught on camera hurling abuse at people who don't comply with his paradigm. Not to mention being flipped off by everybody on the planet for being something of a first-rate rotter and then having the ever so in Vogue Natalie (she eat no fat) Portman, administer a very public six of the best.

All on top of all this, he has now had to add insult to his list of injuries.

Yves Ning, the lawyer for one plaintiff, Geraldine McRoyalewithcheese, said: "My client... thought that Mr Galliano was a fashion designer at first, the way he was swearing and carrying on as if he owned the place, he could easily have been a celebrity, but then I found out he was just an intoxicated curmudgeon."

Currently Galliano is in France, where he has been called up before the Parisian beak for being an overbearing twunt and assaulting a couple in a boulevard bistro.

If found guilty, his problem of having been made unemployed recently will be resolved by the fact that he will be serving six months in jail.

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