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Topics: Zac Efron, dating

Wednesday, 22 June 2011

The Sun Post news magazine reports that Zac Efron only dates the prettiest women on earth, and that's bad news for women who are not attractive.

Zac Efron's ideal woman is fair skinned with European features and a slim body.

He is now dating the blond bombshell Teresa Palmer who was Russell Brand's former girlfriend.

Women shouldn't get jealous because the 23-year-old actor and his new 24-year-old blond beauty were seen screening Teresa's new movie "Take Me Home Tonight."

After the movie, they were spotted at a restaurant holding hands and engaged in conversation.

They are really into each other and women who don't qualify to date Zac should hold up their heads and move on with their lives because he's already taken.

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