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Saturday, 19 November 2005

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Proud Parents: Spears and Federline pose with their son Sean. (Source: WireImage)

Britney Spears and Husband Kevin Federline have shocked the showbiz world by releasing pictures of their new-born son Sean Preston. The proud parents, who wed in style in an opulent dining room/kitchen earlier this year posed for photographs as they left LA's newest celebrity eatery Swalo. Onlookers were shocked to catch a glimpse of the young baby as the couple have been so secretive over his identity since the birth in September.

This bizarre turn of events has come just weeks after three members of a Britney Spears fan club were sentenced to a total of 56 years imprisonment for publishing unauthorised photograph's of the pop star and her son on their web site. Nigel Hands, Jim Toupee and Carol Lamp were sentenced at the New York Supreme court earlier this year, bail and appeals have been denied. "We must set an example to the people of the world and show them that they cannot intrude on celebrities lives, no matter how interesting they are," reveals chief prosecutor Helga Dredd, "I asked for the death penalty but the judge denied, I'm very disappointed."

After weeks of speculation as to whether Spears' son actually existed or if she had just been stuffing a jumper up her top to gain publicity, showbiz circles are stunned at the couples generosity with photo opportunities of their son. "I think they have realised that people are losing interest in them," claims PR expert Patty Kaeks, "now they are using him as a tool to raise their profiles again. He's booked in for three fashion shoots next week alone, he's even appearing on Leno next Friday."

Spears is expected to announce later this week that she will be appearing in a new fly on the wall documentary. ‘Binding Britney', produced and directed by her son, which will follow her around as she tries to break into the world of professional book binding. The stars husband is also expected to release his highly acclaimed and desperately anticipated debut album, ‘Our Souls' early next month. It has been reported however that the rappers recent works have been a cause of contention in the Spears-Federline household as the Pop Princess refuses to callaborate with her husband on the album.

Spears was recently overheard rubbishing K-Fed's work whilst out on a girls night out with her Mother at her local Kentucky Fried Chicken Bar and Grill. "She said it sounded like a constipated cat having a colonic," Claims Lesley Bagg, a regular patron of the establishment, "Her mom agreed and told Britney that she was just glad that their marriage wasn't actually legal in the first place." Could this indicate the end of this fairy tale romance's honeymoon period?

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