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Friday, 17 June 2011

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Buddy Valastro says that he goes through about 20,000 pounds of flour per week.

LOS ANGELES - Kirstie Alley took second place on Dancing With The Stars, but the 60-year-old dancing diva says that she plans to make up for it when she appears on an episode of The Cake Boss.

Buddy Valastro, The Cake Boss called up Kirstie and invited her to do his show after he saw her and her partner Maksim Chmerkovskiy get defeated by Pittsburgh Steelers wide receiver Hines Ward and his partner Kym Johnson.

Valastro is the owner of Carlo's City Hall Bake Shop in Hoboken, New Jersey. Hoboken is famous for being the place where Frank Sinatra was born.

It is also famous for being the place where Vinnie "The Talker" Calatempo was shot at Mama Matilda's Pizza Parlor and Enrico "The Whiner" Santapellini was shot at Hairy Hanks Barber Shop.

Hoboken is probably best noted for being the town that produced more cement shoes back during the 50s and 60s than any other city in America.

The Garden State town is widely regarded as The Lap Dance Capital of America.

Unconfirmed reports are that back in 1959, Marilyn Monroe, the nation's biggest sex symbol, allegedly gave seven members of the New York Yankees a lap dance at Tony The Tuna Fish Tillavini's infamous Hey Youse Club on Attila the Hun Street.

Kirstie was asked by Taffeta Kixx of iRumors what kind of cake she plans on baking on the show. Kirstie who has fallen off her diet and is back up to 248 smiled and said that she wasn't really sure but she does know that it will definitely be one with lots and lots of yummy ingredients.

Alley said that she thinks that she may be leaning towards making a six foot tall Russian Napoleon Cake that resembles her professional dance partner from Dancing With The Stars Ukrainian born Maksim Chmerkovskiy.

Kirstie has said that after she does the show she will try to get back on her diet but would like to gain two or three pounds before she has to film her commercial for Victoria's Secret - The Great Big Humongous Mama Collection.

Kirstie was asked if it was true that during rehearsals for Dancing With The Stars that Maksim had given her several intimate hickeys. Kirstie blushed and replied that yes it was true but quickly added that it was well worth the 50 bucks.

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