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Thursday, 16 June 2011

image for Congressman Anthony Weiner's Internet Gal Pal Ginger Lee, An Ex-Porn Star, Finally Speaks Out About His Weiner
A photo of Ginger Lee that was taken this past Valentine's Day. (Photo courtesy of Charlie Sheen).

MANHATTAN - Calling herself a 'featured dancer' the latest Internet sensation Ginger Lee has decided to come out of hiding and tell her side of the story known by such diverse names as Weinergate, Petergate, Peckergate, wwwdotwoody, and Twitter Tickler Plus 8.

Miss Lee, who somewhat resembles a combination of Paris Hilton, Kellie Pickler, and Kelly Ripa says that she was simply a victim of the salaciously erotic sexting of an individual who was obsessed with his taco tickler, as she said the congressman called his wiggle widget, or as they call it in San Francisco his ding dong.

Lee who in the past did a little porn acting on the side added that in the 100 or so texts that she received from Tony The Baloney, he never once mentioned that he was married or even that he had a girlfriend.

Ginger Lee has hired famed Left Coast attorney Gloria Allred to defend her in this most precedent setting case.

Miss Lee informed Pico de Gallo of Bedroom Pillow Talk that she wants her self-esteem, her self-worth, and her self-pride back.

Allred then chimed in and added plus she is also asking for $2.3 million in payment to cover her astounding embarrassment, horrific humiliation, shocking degradation, and outrageous heartache.

Allred said that now thanks to the congressman, her client, Miss Ginger Lee cannot even go to McDonald's without someone pointing at her and saying "Hey look it's that Weiner woman."

Gloria Allred has noted that Ginger Lee is so traumatized by the whole Weiner ordeal that she has closed her Twitter account, unplugged her computer, and has placed it for sale on eBay.

Allred was asked who she would like to see portray Ginger Lee in the movie that will certainly come out within the coming months.

Allred thought about it for a moment and said that she thinks that probably Scarlett Johansson would be perfect for the part if the little beatch can tear herself away from that old goat Sean Penn long enough.

When Ginger was asked who she would like to see portray her on the silver screen she smiled and said that she would prefer either Reese Witherspoon or Brooklyn Decker. She blushed and then added "Or heck why not me? I mean who the heck could possibly play me better than I could play me?

Pico de Gallo and Bedroom Pillow Talk will stay on top of Ginger Lee, or rather on top of the Ginger Lee story and bring you the latest detailed developments as they develop.

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