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Tuesday, 12 July 2011

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Sandra Bullock's lipsticked lips which she sells on eBay for $49.

EL SEGUNDO - Zac Efron and Heidi Montag recently happened to run into each other at a local Pizza Doll Restaurant in El Segundo.

Zac who recently was dating Vanessa Hudgens and then dumped her for Taylor Momsen and then got dumped by her for Gibby "Guido Guy" Gambelli is proud of his part in his latest film The Nude Singing Zombies of Pomona.

He told Heidi that he loved every minute of working on the Salvo Classacoti motion picture which also starred the ever creative Lady Gaga and the ever practical prankster Rob Pattinson.

Montag asked Zac if it was true that Vanessa had actually caught him and Momsen playing footsie at a KFC in Hermosa Beach. He smiled and said that it was true but that the KFC was actually located in Redondo Beach and not Hermosa Beach.

She then asked if the rumor that Taylor had actually grabbed his groin gizmo (pecker) at the Munchkin Miniature Golf Course in Corona was also true. He grinned and replied that it was true but that the golf course was actually the one located in Cucamonga and not Corona.

Efron then turned the tables on her and asked her if it was true that during the filming of The Naked Cougar of Cucamonga that she had actually had a tattoo put on her labia majora with the name Heidi Ho.

Montag replied that the rumor was false and that it had been visibly disproved by her on the Ellen DeGeneres Show back in early June.

He the asked if it was true that she had French kissed Sandra Bullock, alias "The Kissing Bandit" at the Happy Heifer Bar & Grill down in Austin, Texas. Montag blushed and turned as red as a Cincinnati cherry.

Heidi responded by saying that she has never been in Austin or met Ms. Bullock, much less kissed her.

Montag did note that she has seen lots of closeup photographs of Sandy's lips and that she would not mind one bit putting a good old-fashioned lip lock on Sandra's sexy suckers (pun intended).

Efron and Montag soon left the restaurant in a bit of a huff and they drove out to the Santa Monica Pier where they parked underneath the pier and were observed engaging in some highly intimate caressing, nuzzling, canoodling, and third-basing.

The Naked Cougar of Cucamonga will have its premier in Beverly Hills on July 15. Efron and Montag are both thrilled to report that President Obama and his wife Michelle have stated that they will be in attendance.

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