It has been announced that 50 year old SuBo is canceling the release of her third album in order to become a nun. Apparently this is something SuBo always aspired to do but until now she never had the courage to carry out.
"Ah wis tae fekken scared 'till ah sang on Britains Git Talent", announced SuBo. "Efter Britains Git Talent, ah wasn't gobshite feart o' anything".
We understand SuBo's fanatics aren't too thrilled by the announcement. Many had to be taken away in straitjackets and several are now interred in a mental facility.
"SuBo was the reason I got out of bed", sobbed one fanatic showing signs of being heavily medicated.
"With SuBo gone as a nun, I have no one to make tacky lame posters and videos of", cried another grief stricken fanatic.
Meanwhile, Jackie made her first appearance in the UK on Britain's Got Talent and she stole the show. The UK fell in love with the 11 year old young lady who won second place on America's Got Talent last year.
Jackie has a new CD out and already it's number one in the US and the UK. It seems that Jackie was able to accomplish what Hitler could not - conquer England.
When asked who they most wanted to be like, a group of girls all agreed they wanted to be just like Jackie.
"We want to be like Jackie", they all shouted in unison.
Jackie is the new SuBo global singing sensation and is most likely to be the one who takes home the Grammy for Best New Artist.