PARIS - Lady Gaga flew to Paris to participate in a fashion show honoring the famous Versace family, Gianni, Donatella, and Fauntleroy.
The lady with the redundant name was escorted by France's first lady Carla Bruni-Sarkozy's personal bodyguard Maurice Eiffel. As she walked down the Rue de Rivoli she was mobbed by hundreds of fashion fans, fashion mavens, and fashion bon vivants.
Lady Gaga wore a turquoise wig that looked like something that one would probably find in Prince Poppycock's closet. She wore a type of satellite dish on her head and a black and white open front Versace dress frock.
The frock was almost frockless as it certainly showcased Lady Gaga's tata's. And in fact due to a tape malfunction, her breasts appeared to be horribly wrinkled.
One fan asked if that was just the way that Lady Gaga's boobs were now that she had gotten older.
Another replied that it was not possible since she was only 25 and a female's knockers should not even show any signs of wrinkling at least until the mid 30s or of course before if the woman had a child and developed stretch marks of the industrial size variety.
Lady Gaga did not try to make any excuses for the strangeness of her tits and instead merely said that she kind of liked the attention that her maracas were getting since it was taking the focus away from her crotch region.
She did apologize to the reporters at the fact that they had to take a bunch of photographs of her wrinkled cleavage which they would probably not even be able to use.
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Lady Gaga was given the key to the city and right away she went to a little sidewalk diner and ordered her favorite French food, French Fries.
She expressed to her fans, the paparazzi, and the citizens of Paris that she will make sure that she will use a different type of tape so that she does not experience another cleavage wrinkle malfunction.
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