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Monday, 13 June 2011

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Madonna says that Jennifer Aniston's 'biological clock' is broken.

BROOKLYN - It is pretty much generally believed that once a woman hits 40, her chances of having a baby become somewhat astronomical.

And that is precisely what caused the recent catfight between Madonna and Jennifer Aniston at Brooklyn's Johnny Appleseed Diner.

As soon as Madonna made mention of those two dreaded words 'biological clock' Aniston became extremely infuriated.

Patrons who witnessed the Madonna/Aniston brawl a few days ago reported that they had never before heard such high pitched yelling, hollering, and screaming and that was just from one of the waiters who was identified as Wally "Pumpkin Seed" Teesipple.

Teesipple recalled hearing Jennifer, whom he said has the most beautiful feminine-looking hair, yelling out that Madonna's lips were so huge that they resemble those found on a sperm whale.

He giggled as he said that Madonna shot back by saying that at least her boyfriends, unlike Aniston's, don't suddenly abandon Jen's playpen once they have spent a few times down at Aniston's downtown donut shop.

Jennifer recently told Summersetter Faxx of Bedroom Pillow Talk that Madonna is just bitter because her industrial cellulite has now developed some big time wrinkles.

Madonna informed Tilapia Frisbee of The Right Coast Illustrated Revue that Aniston is just angry as hell because she knows full well that at 42, her baby making hopes have left the building.

Meanwhile White House Press Secretary Cal Colfax has sent certified letters to both Madonna and Aniston informing them that they had better get their childish feud under control before their scheduled White House appearance in three weeks at a dinner in honor of 'Blonde Celebrity Women Over The Age of 40.'

Bedroom Pillow Talk and The Right Coast Illustrated Revue will continue monitoring the Madonna/Jennifer Aniston Feud.

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