Unconfirmed reports are filtering through the limescale saying that former Man United striker, Dwight York, has flown out to Aiya Napa to comfort Natasha Giggs - wife of Rhodri, lover of Ryan - in her hour of need.
Sources have informed us that Dwight is really good at comforting women in need. So good, in fact, that it isn't unknown - according to rumour - for a lady who has been 'comforted by Mr Yorke, to emerge from the comforting, slightly pregnant.
A friend of Dwight Yorke's called the Skoob Entertainment News office to state that there was no truth whatsoever in any rumours connecting Dwight Yorke with Natasha Giggs, but one of our reporters just laughed at him, because the same caller had once denied that Dwight Yorke was in a relationship with pneumatically enhanced gobshite, Jordan.
And we all know what happened there.
Since the Giggs scandal broke, Natasha did fly out to Aiya Napa, where she was photographed embracing a Geordie bloke and sticking two fingers up for the camera. We aren't altogether certain where she is at this time, but a Manchester based source claimed to have spotted Natasha's husband, Rhodri, walking through Piccadilly Gardens in the direction of Piccadilly Station, wearing a donkey jacket, with a claw hammer in one of the pockets.
Whatever happens, we here at SEN are convinced that eventually it will all blow over in the end.
Look at John Terry...
More as we get it.