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Thursday, 9 June 2011

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A belt buckle that Wilmer Valderrama gave to Demi Lovato when they visited the RMS Queen Mary in Long Beach.

VENICE BEACH - Disney darling Demi Lovato was reportedly seen walking alone on Venice Beach wearing a Wonder Woman bathing suit and a pair of Ellen DeGeneres Brand Flip Flops.

She was asked by a reporter for Tittle Tattle Tonight if she was okay, as she appeared somewhat disoriented. Lovato informed the reporter Tapioca Swizzle that she was fine but that she was just feeling kind of bad after having had an argument with boyfriend Wilmer Valderrama.

The two have been dating since March and she said that they had argued about the fact that she thinks that Lauren "Peaches" Alaina should have won American Idol instead of Scotty "The Cowpoke" McCreery.

She said that Wilmer said that Scotty was much more talented than Lauren and added that he was not at all overweight like she was.

Demi told Wilmer that she really did not think that weight had anything to do with it. He told her that it most certainly did and then added that all she ever wore on the show were those silly-looking farm girl boots which made her look like she was related to Ma and Pa Kettle.

Lovato brushed off his remarks. She then confided to Miss Swizzle about the concern that her friends had about her relationship with Valderrama.

Many of her friends have expressed to her that they feel that Valderrama is much too old for her.

She replied that although she is only 18, she acts 25, and even though Wilmer is 31, he acts 25, so therefore, doing the math, the way she sees it the two are actually pretty much the same age.

Demi did express concern that several entertainment reporters felt that she was possibly getting ready to return to The Henry and Betty Ford Rehab Clinic.

She shot down those comments by saying that those rumors first surfaced back in February when she had gone down to New Orleans with friends Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber.

She said that they attended the opening day festivities of The Giggling Gator Amusement Theme Park. And all three rode The Thundering Tornado Typhoon Roller Coaster which includes a 900 foot drop that causes the roller coaster to attain speeds of up to 285 miles per hour.

Lovato said that ever since that ride she has been a little traumatized and has not really been able to drive her car. She said that luckily for her Wilmer drives everywhere that they go.

Demi told Tapioca Swizzle that she is not planning on going back into The Henry and Betty Ford Rehab Clinic unless of course Wilmer possibly dumps her out-of-the-blue.

She laughed and added that she does not think that he will be doing that since he has told her that she possesses the biggest and sexiest tongue of any girl that he has ever dated including Mila Kunis, Lindsay Lohan, Ashlee Simpson, and Avril Lavigne.

In a related story. The song which Demi recorded last year with Miley Cyrus and Selena Gomez titled, "I Can Giggle, and Wiggle, and Fa Shizzle Ma Nizzle" has just become Playboy mogul Hugh Hefner's all-time favorite song surpassing his former all-time favorite song, "Cowgirl In The Sand" by Crosby, Stills, Nash, & Young.

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